Tom:
Woman is problem!
女人就是麻煩!
May:
Why? You cannot say so if you cannot prove it!
為什么?如果你不能提供證據(jù),你不能就這么隨便亂說(shuō)!
Tom:
Ok, let me show you some evidence. Have you ever learned math?
好的,讓你給你點(diǎn)證據(jù)。你學(xué)過(guò)數(shù)學(xué)嗎?
May:
Sure!
當(dāng)然!
Tom:
You shall date with girls and buy them gifts from time to time so to find a woman you need time and money.
你必須跟女人約會(huì),時(shí)不時(shí)地送她禮物,所以要找個(gè)女人你需要時(shí)間和金錢。May:
Yes, you can say so.
是的,你可以這么說(shuō)。
Tom:
And we all know time is money, so woman is money plus money.
我們都知道時(shí)間就是金錢,所以女人就是金錢乘以金錢。
May:
Sounds interesting.
聽(tīng)起來(lái)很有趣。
Tom:
Money is the roots of all problems, so money is problem.
金錢是一切麻煩的根源,所以金錢就是麻煩。
May:
Then?
然后呢?
Tom:
Then you can easily get woman is problems!
然后你就可以輕易得出,女人就是麻煩!
May:
Eh, I don’t know whether woman is problem or not, but I am sure you will get problem! If
呃,我不知道女人是不是麻煩,但是我肯定你會(huì)有麻煩的。如果你回頭,你就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你老婆站在你后面! |